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One very hot afternoon, Tifa Lockheart was in a forest looking for a materia that would boost her physical strength by 5x as powerful. She was deep in the woods when she heard some footsteps behind her. "What the?" Then out of nowhere, three rouge soldiers came at her in a triangle formation. One of them spoke in a deep voice. "Give us your money, weapons and any materia you have you wrench. "What did you just call me?" "you heard me. I called you a wrench." The soldiers took out their swords. "You guys are so dead." Tifa ran at the one behind her and kicked him him the chest. The soldier flew threw a couple of trees and then fell to the ground. "One down, two to go."

The other two soldiers launched firaga at her and when it went off it caused a huge explosion. "I think we over did it." Tifa jumped from the burning infernal. And with the power of the firaga they shot,she made her leg catch on fire for a firaga kick.
"Oh crap were screwed." "You got that right." She launched one of them into the sky with the fierce kick. "So now it's your turn." The scared soldier slashed at her but Tifa kicked the blade and it broke into two. The soldier was scarred out of his mind.
"Do you really want to fight me or run." The soldier decided to run. 'Yeah girl power." Tifa launched her fist in the air.

As she continued to walk through the forest,she found the treasure chest. "Yeah I did it." As she walked toward it she heard some footsteps approach her. "Who are you." The figure appeared to be an android. "I am Rena and I will eliminate you." The android had light skin, black soulless eyes, and black medium hair. "Why is thier always a boss battle before you get something important. That's it, I'm contracting with a new game. Maybe Tifa fantasy or Final Tifa." Tifa thought was interrupted when the android's hand turned into a machine gun. "Oh crap." Tifa back flipped and dodged the rain of bullets. The robot girl's other hand turned into a yellow thundera sword. She charded at Tifa swiftly. The robot girl slamed her sword in the ground nearly hitting Tifa. "Thunder shocker." Lighting was shocking Tifa from the ground. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Tifa was yelling in pain. Then android kicked her away.

"Time to finish her." She pointer the gun at Tifa. Then out of nowhere, a rocket was fired at the andriod destroying it. 'What the?" Tifa looked behind her to see a soldier behind her. "Sorry Tifa, It was never suppose to leave the lab." "What is it." "It's a robotic soldier. It helps us do missions to dangerous for humans. "Alright. Just make sure you have control of it next time." "Alright." The soldier left." "Time to get my, what the hell!!!!!" The treasure chest was open. Next to it she saw a girl wearing ninja like clothing. "I am Yuffie. A true blooded Wutai warrior and master thief." "Hey Yuffie, can you please stop stealing my materia."
"Never Boobs,I will claim this in the name of Wutia." "Time for you to learn a lesson." "You wouldn't hurt me would ya." "Oh no not that but you are going to pay.
Yuffie was to scared to move.

Tifa ran at Yuffie and tackled her down. Finding some vines near her, she tied Yuffie's arms to a root and her legs together. "Think about what your doing Tifa."
Tifa walked up to Yuffie's upper body and attacked her bare underarms. "Ha ha ha ha Tifa stop ha ha ha it please I ha ha ha ha hate being tickled ha ha ha ha ha." "Then
you should've thought of that when you decided to steal materia. "Ha ha ha ha ha come on I'll give ha ha ha ha it back ha ha ha." "You'll never learn a lesson if I stop now, you'll just continue. I'm going to make you stop stealing no long how long it takes. Then Tifa moved to Yuffie's sides. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha I learned my ha ha ha ah lesson please ha ha ha stop." "Not yet. I'm making sure you stop for sure."

Tifa went up her sides then her ribs. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha enough already Boobs ha ha ha ha." "Okay now you've done." Tifa moved down to Yuffie's boots. "No boobs not there." "Looks like I have to teach you manners as well." Tifa removed her boots to dee that Yuffie wasn't wearing and socks."That made it easier." Tifa found a chocobo
feather next to her. "Oh, this could be fun. Yuffie look." Yuffie got nervous Tifa
slowly moved it to her soles. The closed it got the more scared Yuffie was. Then when it connected Yuffie lost it. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA STOP IT TIFA HA HA HA I'LL
RETURN IT HA HA HA HA HA HA AND I'LL STOP CALLING HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU BOOBS HA HA HA HA." "What about stealing other people's materia?" "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ALRIGHT I'LL HA HA HA HA HA AGREE I'LL STOP HA HA HA HA HA AH JUST PLEASE STOP." Tifa decided that she had enough and stopped. She also untied her.

"Listen Yuffie." Tifa put her hand on her shoulder. "I know you think stealing is fun but you can get hurt. You might steal from someone who could hurt you or worst and I don't want that to happen." "How can I get materia then?" "You could find them or trade them. You can alo buy them with money." "Alright. Sorry Tifa." "It's alright." Yuffie handed her the materia but Tifa gave it back. "Wait. Don't you want it. you went through a lot looking for it." "I know but I think you should keep that.
Oh and this two." Tifa handed her a bag full of materia. "Wow thanks." "Your welcome. Come on, i'll walk you home." The two left and Yuffie found a great role model and friend.
This time Yuffie is getting tickled. And obviously this has a happy ending. God I love Tifa. :heart: :heart: :heart: She so sweet and kind. Oh and buy the way, Tifa wants all of you to buy Tifa's fantasy and Final Tifa. Warning these are fake games.
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ZhaneAugustine Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
lol cute
cartoonfan108 May 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
nice story my friend
cartoonfan108 May 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LordDico May 26, 2011  Student Writer
Sinner-XXI May 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1. those would make sweet games
2. Great story
3. Are you obsessed with Tifa?
4. I love Yuffie!
1 yes they would.
2 thank you very much.
3 Yes I do my friend
4 I do too.
Sinner-XXI May 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For #3 we'll have to fix that
I think it's too late to fix.
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